Thursday, June 17, 2004

News Report: Rodents may offer insight to monogamy


"Naturally promiscuous male..." and gene therapy as the cure. Hmmn... sounds wonderful. I can see everyone lining up for this one before they get hitched. Though if one is "naturally promiscuous," wouldn't it be unnatural to fuck with it?



News Report: Rodents may offer insight to monogamy

Wednesday, June 16, 2004

Jamie, Part II

Jamie, Part II

The CS generally doesnt have the desire or ability to "date." Some opportunities work out, some dont. Jamie is extremely hot and some additional effort was required. But nobody is without their flaws either, no matter how hot.

Upon learning that I was married, Jamie had some choice words, eventually saying "...your such a dick, but at least your honest." Young and attractive, she exhibited some moral issues with such a hook-up, yet she left the door open nonetheless. As opposed to the Daphene situation, after meeting for the first time, I pursued her for a while, sensing that she was interested but conflicted at the same time. She was young enough not to want any romantic commitment and just wanted to have fun...provided she could get over her "issues." After a few weeks and some persistence, it eventually happened. Though the hook-up itself was more interesting than the details on how we got there.

So God wouldnt play a cruel joke with someone so physically perfect, right? Wrong! Showing that he has quite the sense of humor, he decided to endow Jamie with the largest set of pussy lips I have personally ever seen. I am talking distractingly ridiculous. Now, the CS has seens his share of large labia and clits'...no problem. But nothing compared to these mud flaps. Even in the dim light, there was so much "roast beef" down there that I didnt know whether to eat her out or to make a sandwich. Some may call it immaturity, some may call it something else, but the CS was taken aback and had a difficult time getting the "horror" out of his mind.

Nonetheless, we were both there...she is otherwise smoking hot, and nothing left to do but go to town...licking, sucking and nibbling. Much digitial manipulation was necessary to clear the pathway to her button, but she responded with some sexy twists, turns and moans.

But Jamie also had some great moves and a knack for sexy talk...more details on this later, as the CS has been recently pre-occupied with matters un-related to this blog.